What to do?

What to do now? I have been going to the Y and seeing some of my old "friends". I have many "friends" at the Y. Most of them I have never spoken a word too. I turn on my MP3 player and do my thing. The only words spoken are usually "Mind if I work in", then the headphones go back on. I like to make up stories about the people I see. It helps me fend off the monotony. Unlike riding my bike, the fitness machines are a whole lot of motion but the scenery doesn't change.
Tonight I saw Crying Clown Woman, she wears lots of make-up and has had at least one back alley face lift. It may also be a case of hitting every branch on the way down too. Even her smile has a frown it's kind of sad actually. It's the kind of face one might see printed on the back of a shiny nylon button-down shirt circa 1977.
I also saw the Unibomber, he wears a sweatshirt with a hood pulled over his head. Makes him look like the bad sketches of Teddy Kaczynski before he got nabbed. He carries a notebook with him. Could be an workout journal or a manifesto,I'm going to settle on middle ground and assume it's casserole recipe's.
My friend Toenails was in the locker room. This A-hole clips his toenails and just lets these cornflake size hunks o' nastiness fly all over the place. I'm workin' on a plan for him, right now it involves a booger but that plan may change. I'll keep you posted.
How long before the next WORS race?

I have been riding on Saturday mornings.

I have also been fixing stuff around the house. No more water leaking in the basement. No more tripped circuit breaker when Anne uses her hair dryer. Next is a new garbage disposal. I want one that will double as wood chipper, but I don't think Anne wants me to bring tree branches into the house. Getting rid of a body would definitely have to be done while she is gone for a few hours.
I'm done.

Seasons over now

7 WEMS races 6 Hour solo
6 WORS races
1 Wisconsin Night Race Championship Race
1 12 hour solo
1 Ore to Shore
11 Wednsday Night Races
5 Charity rides
A bunch o' Beatdowns
Plenty of recovery rides
Plenty of " just rides"
It was a good season.


Do you remember the guy a few years ago that got clipped standing right about where this picture was taken? Anne almost suffered the same fate a few seconds after this photo was taken.